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Thursday, March 20, 2008

just a few thoughts

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The handful of those who count. i miss you guys.. oh and girls. hahaha.

I guess it was just about time that i reflected and im not sad..

Im happy. I realise that among the things that keep us going

the people that we cherish the most, keep us going. These people

pick you up, make you smile, make you laugh, get you drunk,

make you do stupid things, piss you off, go out of their way for you,

appreciate you, support you and im sure would do alot more for you.

To be appreciative and thankful is the least one can do,

So here goes. Thank you for everything. you guys mean the world

and it would be selfish of me if i didnt say it.

 

Just an update, im doing well in melbourne. Easter week is next week

and that means no uni for the week, which is awesome coz i need

to unwind alittle. hahahah. Will be back in June/July, so i will see you guys

then.. or maybe earlier (skype is a wonderful invention) :)

Have a great week ahead guys. ill try to blog stuff every week or so!

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

i need a new hobby.

 So the other day.. i was minding my own business while taking a stoll to Yio chu kang MRT station to buy a drink and have a smoke before heading back to the office.. I then chanced upon these 3 primary school kids who seem to be having a dispute (in police terms). So me being the professional and dedicated cop i am.. walk up to them and ask them whats going on and it turns out that they had started this whole argument because the one of the other kids called him fat! hahaha. Being the man i am.. i told him to lower his voice unless he wants to be brought back to the police station (i just love deceiving kids) and he addresses me as sir as he worriedly replies okay sorry sir. After giving them some advice.. i quote myself "okay, you can either settle this peacefully here or i can bring you there." pointing to the police station of course and they decide to settle it peacefully.. i then take my leave and head back to the police station with a sense of accomplishment and knowledge that the guy who called the dude fat is going to live to kena beat another day. kids these days.. damn that rap music!

On a lighter note, it was halloween at mos on saturday and it was fantastic. i got to crack a gladiators whip, i met this gladiator outside mos while waiting for some folks and no i did not do anything kinky with the whip nor did he do anything kinky to me, so stop imagining things you sick people. I hung out with the likes of a pumpkin, an angel (so not), an across the border mexicano and minnie mouse. As fun as the night was, i still do believe that halloween is overrated and is a lousy excuse to let loose without people actually recognising you. but like i said.. still fun to an extent, so here's to commercialised holidays! im gonna be dressing up as Saint Vincent De Paul on all saint's day. here are some pictures for you guys to feast your eyes on and i really do hope that your saturday was as fulfilling as mine.

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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Lies i tell you.. Lies.

 

Okay.. so as the story goes. Today i ended up waiting for a cab after work because it was pouring and seeing how the bus stops were all packed like sardines, i ended up waiting in the rain.. not that i minded at all because i thought i was going to be there for like 5 minutes max this assumption of course made with the familiarity of traffic flow and taxi availability in that area. Well anyway, i waited for 25 minutes for a stinking cab. Reason being, not that there werent any cabs. They just kept getting stolen by self-centred citizens who rush to junctions or dash up just beside the taxi's to get into them even after i clearly started to flag it. Well, anyway when i finally got in a cab and was on the way home.. and i was still feeling pretty rotten about that whole incident, i started thinking to myself. What the hell happened tsingao Singa the courtesy lion?  one of the icons that i had been subjected to while i was a kid. For me, this was probably one of the first government led initiatives that i was exposed to that related to social cohesiveness as well as the idea of 'community' and 'togetherness' so to speak. One might say that im over reacting and so on. But i do not believe so, in Australia for example, from my 4 years of overseas study i saw the social cohesiveness and the 'community' factor at work and i have realised that we have failed in that aspect of national development. Which in turn makes me question other community led initiatives such as the community crime watch groups. Are those working? Are we, as Singapore Citizens going to turn to such means of self-centredness when the shit hits the fan just to cover our tooshes? This just goes to show the social fabric which is present in singapore. With Singa as my example, i believe we may be too Government fed when it comes to the whole issue of community and this has not allowed us to truly understand the meaning of community. In conclusion, Singa died. Mainly because we never really felt for community in the first place. boohoo, poor singa.

I know, pretty random post. But i just felt like posted something 'serious' for once. hahaha. Ciao people.

 

 


Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Rant.. Rants.. Pants? hmm.. sure!

Hello everyone!

Long time no errr.. post. but hey a busy man is a busy man after all. i feel like shopping. i know.. ive probably done that alot recently.. i guess i understand a TINY bit of what girls feel almost everyday! Okay most recent update. I AM SICK. Ive got this shit flu that doesnt seem to wanna go away. even after a week so i have decided to stay home until at least half of it goes. okay im sorry, i am not qualified to quantify. But im sure you guys understand.

I heard this joke the other day from a friend, i thought it was hilarious..

Q.What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A. A sorry piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye.

hahaahahahhaha. okay sorry. im ranting. i just got a call from my favourite SSgt Fong from Sengkang NPC, asking me if i was working. He always calls me for favours. i guess i am a reliable cop. yup yup. oh yes and i have a CP's commendation cert to show for it. HAHA. say what you want lionel. i am a professional and dedicated cop. (:

Oh yeah and just to burn charmaine.

FISHBALL!

okay, im out. i just felt like doing that. Peace out A town!

 


Sunday, April 15, 2007

woot woot.

Dear all,
             today was my birthday, didnt feel any different from any other day. but i suppose the 'love' was more apparent these past few days. which was much needed. hahhaa. anyway, i seriously think they need to lock crazy people up. crazy people include dude's who wear dresses and carry mickey mouse hand bags and people who call emergency hotlines to have a casual chat with civil servants. poor dude on that 12 hour shift mustve been laughing his ass off as would i.

stuff has been happening lately, from which ive realised:

1) i shouldnt talk to the crazy indian lady outside church on sundays
2) i should not drink lime magarita's
3) i need to give personal warnings to girlfriends when going clubbing with stuart (trawler ong).
4) do not buy dora frappachino's with whipped cream coz she'll eat her hair in the process of getting to the whipped cream.
5) i need to stop throwing paper balls at colleagues because they're all ganging up on me now.
6) i should not smoke dunhill cigarettes because they fuck up my throat real bad.
7) do not drink soya bean milk after a night of hardcore drinking coz itll give you a really bad tummy ache

and last but not least,

8) i need to protect elspeth's carnal treasure from all guys. only exceptions include the husband or the husband(s), (elspeth you playa). Please read notice below.

 Let it be known that husbands will have to apply for clearance to enter her carnal treasure no less than 7 days in advance and that clearance is only granted on the stated date and time (checks will be made and offenders prosecuted.) This clearance will only last for 15 minutes at a rate of 25USD per 5 minutes multiple bookings in succession of the previous booking will NOT be entertained. Prior to use of elspeth's carnal treasure, applicant must read 'Daryl's guide to how to put your meat in her taco'. Also, please note that boyfriends or guys in clubs need not apply as their applications will be rejected.

Yours sincerely,

The governing body of Elspeth's carnal treasure.



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